After hearing Bill brag all day about his diving prowess (6th place finish in the state of Alabama), Mike L. had had enough. Bill gladly accepted the challenge, and the two quickly headed to the "diving platform".
At 4:45 PM on Saturday the The Inaugural Sunburned, Drunk and Happy Platform Diving Tournament began...............................
Bill's earned a respectable 9.5 from the judges onshore, but he suffered a 1 point penalty for not having consumed enough white wine earlier in the day.
Mike L. started slowly, and ended up posting a 7.5 from the judges. After a quick review of the cooler, the judges awarded Mike a 1 point bonus for the number of beers consumed prior to the competition, thereby ending the tournament in a tie.
As Bill fell asleep on the front of the boat after the competition, he was mumbling "don't want no rematch.............."
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